💖Every breath you take, every glass you break, every sandwich you make, I'll be watching you. Isn't that comforting!? This celery is always looking out for you. Whether your creeping profiles on Social Media or just peeking through your blinds at your neighbors, you’re sure to get a lot of laughs with this overly friendly veggie. It's a funny gift for vegans, grocery delivery drivers, and internet sleuths. 
💖Specs:
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
.: Solid Colors 100% Cotton
.: Heather Colors 52% Cotton 48% Polyester
.: Heather Black and Athletic Heather 90% Cotton 10% Polyester
.: Ribbed Collar retains shape
.: Side and shoulder seams prevent stretching and retain shape
.: Bella & Canvas 3001
💖Size guide:
See pictures for size guide.
💖Processing time: 
1-7 Business Days. Avg processing time is 3 Business Days.
💖Packaging:
Shipped in self sealing poly mailers with high adhesive seal strip and UV protecting coating inside.
💖Shipping:
Ships USPS first class mail
US: 1-7 Business Days
Canada: 10-30 Business Days
International: 4-6 Weeks 
Not responsible for Customs delays or damages.
💖Free Shipping within the US!
💖Gift notes & wrapping:
I cannot leave gift notes or let the recipient know who sent the item. If you do send this as a gift I recommend sending the recipient a note or card with a heads up.
💖Please note:
Print color may vary from pictured item as all computer screens display color differently. 
If multiple items are ordered they may ship separately.
💖Care instructions:
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); 
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; 
Tumble dry: low heat; 
Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; 
Do not dry clean
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Width, in
17.99
20.00
22.01
24.02
25.98
27.99
Length, in
27.99
29.02
30.00
31.02
32.01
32.99
Sleeve length, in
8.90
9.17
9.45
9.72
10.00
10.39